With 8130 square feet of space, it’s easy to fit in six bedrooms, five full bathrooms and two half bathrooms. And with $3,199,000 one should expect nothing less than an elevator, private deck and garden, phone in the bathroom, double-sized living room, library, dressing “rooms” and a separate nanny suite. But for all that, 260 S. Third Street should have better deck furniture, a bathtub that doesn’t just fit Spongebob Squarepants and maybe an aesthetic that would appeal to more than just Dr. Heiter. On the plus side, fireplaces. —Caitlin Connors